- John Saunders
If you're still sporting the eighty's hairdo while blasting Poison through the speakers in your Trans Am, the director's of "Hairspray" have put together this Summer's musical, "Rock of Ages", just for fanatics. Good ol' Tom Cruise is back for his next frontier in the entertainment business with, you guessed it, singing and dancing. Now I know it may seem skeptical at first, but Cruise's role as the sex driven rock god Stacee Jaxx launches the audience back to the days of oversized cell phones. Although the musical hasn't done wonders with the box office nor critics, I'm sure there are many middle aged men captivated by the rebellious atmosphere Cruise generates. "Rock of Ages" features legends such as Catherine Zeta-Jones, Paul Giamatti, Alec Baldwin, Mary J. Blige, and even the shenanigans of Russel Brand. Oh, and if all this hasn't convinced you to pay for the $11 ticket, let the star studded soundtrack of rock legends be your guide.