Every weekday afternoon on JACK, you hear short, sarcastic introductions to my traffic reports. Some are funny and some are not. Some don't make any sense.
Now I want a fresh approach to those little sound bites. I'd like you to submit your ideas at the end of this column!
Keep them short and along the lines of:
"JM is happy now that he's had his lunch," only more clever. I'm asking you because I'm a moron!
Come on, don't be shy. I'll give you credit if I use yours!