Monique, Greg and Sara may be on vacation, but that doesn’t mean that they haven’t stopped thinking of you! Are you a Monique & The Man-iac and a JACK’s Club member? If not, register right now, wouldya. For those of you that are already in the club, here’s your bonus code phrase, “Do You Like My Mustache”. Enter it now for a buncha points–that’s a lot!
Make sure to get your tickets for a night of baseball on Friday, August 29th. The Padres take on the Rockies at Petco Park, plus it’s JACK-FM’S Elvis Night–with a Park at the Park concert featuring “Forever Elvis”.
Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale welcomed their new baby boy into the world of celebrity: Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale came out with his own pack of Harajuku girls, guess he takes after mommy.
Possibly going down as the strangest couple in history are Winona Ryder and Tom Green. They were spotted cuddling out in public. I wonder if by cuddling they meant “his bum was on her hip, his bum was on her hip, his bum bum bum bum bum was on her hip?”
Jennifer Garner has confirmed she’s pregnant, which is great considering she’s due in about 5 minutes.
And Jessica Simpson says her BF Tony Romo isn’t calling Carrie Underwood. How is she so sure? She checked his cell phone call log. I bet Tony convinced her his phone didn’t come with a delete button too.
Smacks and kisses,
Sara
The smackin’ starts here…
World-famous chef Wolfgang Puck has arrived in San Diego!
He called Monique & The Man to talk about his new restaurant, JAI–located next to The La Jolla Playhouse!
Say these words out loud…”today is a brand new day to use in a marvelously productive way!”
Inspired by motivational speaker Zig Ziglar, Greg is reciting The Success Oath every day during his segment, “What Matters To The Man”. Join us each morning to hopefully change your life–for the better!
Are you proud of your mustache? If you’ve got a good one it may earn you a pair of tickets to JACKFEST II!
Take a picture of your real ’stache and send it to Monique, monique@kfmb.com
Below, Mr. Jason gives the thumbs up to his awesome handlebar ’stache and mutton chop sideburns!
Mr. Sam, “I think my ’stache may be excellent”
Mr. Colin’s ’stache accentuates his puffy lips!
Mr. Adam with his close-talker ’stache! Back it up, bro!
Keepin’ it Simple.
You know, sometimes you just gotta get down to the basics. And there are no better bargain basics than at Old Navy, right? They have my all-time favorite inexpensive staple item on sale: The Rib-Knit Tank is only $7 if you buy more than one! And throw in some $3.50 rubber flip flops too to take to the beach, the sand rinses right off when you get home.
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Breaking news!! Breaking news!!
Ricky Martin is a proud papa of twin boys born via surrogacy! He will take the next year off to raise them and rest his Bon Bon.
Cougar Alert!! Cougar Alert!!
Sharon Stone is 50 and her new man, Chase Dreyfous, is less than half her age at 24. Just to put things into perspective, he was 9 when “Basic Instinct” came out.
Britney Spears on a Diet!! Britney Spears on a Diet!!
(sorry, I know it’s not as exciting as the other two headlines butthey were so fired up I felt like this one needed exclamation marks too)…
Britney is no longer on the Cheeto and Orange Crush diet. She is on a mission to get her old rockin’ bod back so she says she’s sticking to a Super Diet that allows her only 1200 calories a day: no sugar (not even fruit or juice), plenty of salmon, chicken, avocados, egg whites and turkey burgers.
Maybe she should just shove her hands into bags of Cheetos and coat her fingers in the powder, might curb cravings. Hey,ya never know.
Catch you all tomorrow on the :35’s for more fluorescent orange, finger lickin’ good Smack!
Smacks and kisses,
Sara
Hip Hop is now the international language of…well…it’s the language of Chinese grandmothers!
In a recent interview, 91-year old actor Ernest Borgnine is asked about the secret to his longevity…
