BACKGROUND AND PRE-DSC
Enough about me, let's talk about you for a second. The simple act of clicking on this link has proven that you either hit it by mistake, or have completely run out of productive things to do today. To think what other website you might have been on right before clicking this one is alternately disturbing and flattering to me. Suffice to say, I am deeply honored.
GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT PROFESSIONALLY
Tricking management into thinking keeping me on the payroll is a good idea. Or maybe they've simply forgotten me like Milton in Office Space. Either way I consider myself very lucky.
GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT PERSONALLY
I could say something sappy like marrying a wonderful woman and raising two wonderful sons, but then you would hate me for bragging about marrying a wonderful woman and raising two wonderful sons. Oh, and I could go on about my dogs as well. So, I think avoiding saying too many sappy things could be my greatest personal accomplishment.
Coincidentally, that's where my family likes me to be in group photos. Waaay in the background.
ROLE ON SHOW
I make joke.
FUN OR INTERESTING THING?
I was the original "Blue Ice Baby", my mother having given birth to me on a DC-10, after which I splashed down in a bog, subsequently thawed and donated to an athletic shoe factory as an apprentice eyelet setter, where my life-long love of sports was kindled.